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Moby Dick by A.I.
"I was no longer the man I once was; I was Ishmael, the sailor of the high seas."
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Is That a New Green Box I Spy on Submittable or Is My Prozac Kicking In? by Debbie Feit
Anxiety? What anxiety?
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The Outsiders by A.I.
"I couldn't help but be enamored with Newman's suave demeanor and effortless coolness."
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Flight by Mary Rohrer-Dann
She begins each workout by visualizing the Aegean, deep blue and glittering below her...
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Letter from the Editor Make sure to keep reading so you can enter to win a lifetime subscription to One for the Road. Hi everyone, Getting a thing like…
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Dear Autocorrect by Stephanie L. Harper
Thank you for your patience & support in my kite
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The Deep End of Mooselookmeguntic by Sylvi Stein
When I reached the dock, I was confident I was about to deliver the most incredible comedy performance ever seen in the middle of the Mooselookmeguntic.
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Did We Save Room for Dessert? by Anthony Varallo
"Let’s face it: our meeting didn’t start off well, what with you asking if we’d ever dined here before..."
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The Pink Dugout by Francois Bereaud
"The first two innings were scoreless, and Lily led off the third."
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It truly is the most wonderful time of the year
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